The way you really stop Al-Qaeda is by stopping their funding. It's not by carpet-bombing or land invasions or anything.

I don't think there's ever been a moment in history where that, as an artistic message, has played very well, because people in their hearts know that's terrible and a lie.

Normally when it hits two and a half, three hours, the audience gets exhausted and start yawning.

I think what's dangerous [about comedy] is that you're coming into the room announcing your intentions.

There's always way less improv than people think. The truth is something like 15 percent.

We punch mirrors and we explore our darker selves. No, it's just an amalgam of all newscasters that we grew up with. Sort of like before there was cable, when these people were like gods.

If all else fails, you can always be a pro.