There's a lot of things you can't control. But you can always be a pro.

The crush of lobbyists on Washington and purchase of the media by corporations has created a big business-run government and a worthless press leaving Americans screwed and ill-informed.

I think what's dangerous [about comedy] is that you're coming into the room announcing your intentions.

Blanket cynicism toward government has always existed.

I would never call myself cultural elite, but you might be cultural elite.

Dave Herman as Michael Bolton is one of my favorite performances ever.

I've gotten like five laughs in movies, just off guy hugs.