If you make action movies, the critics will savage you, and then your movies are outdated the following week with the new wave of special effects.

There's always way less improv than people think. The truth is something like 15 percent.

Celebrities and 'famous' people are just regular folks. I know, it's a shocking and potentially dangerous statement.

I think what's dangerous [about comedy] is that you're coming into the room announcing your intentions.

Animals talking are very rarely funny. But animals behaving as animals - always funny.

The way you really stop Al-Qaeda is by stopping their funding. It's not by carpet-bombing or land invasions or anything.

For my money, I don't think there's been a better comedy than 'Kung Fu Hustle' in a lot of years. That movie just knocked me over.