People, when they come up to me, are like, "Did we go to high school together? Or did I make out with you at sleepaway camp?" And oftentimes, yes, that is the answer, because I went to a giant high school and made out with everybody.

Well, you can't improvise story, which is a fact. If you could, the budget would be insane.

There's a common misconception with sketch comedy that you just go up there and wing it, but it's written, and there really is order.

That's what I think is important to remember now and when you hear that slogan, "Make America great again." I think it's important that we remind everybody that America was never great in itself. It's been great in its aspirations.

America is never great. America is great in what it can be, which is the American dream.

At around 19 I realized that I really didn't have any skills other than making people laugh, so I should probably pursue it full-time.

I am what they call a chubby-skinny guy. I appear to be normal and have the look of an in-shape man, but if we were to go to a pool party I would go with my shirt on.