Remember kids, I have life insurance.

Let's get on our knees and pray. I don't know to whom. Is there a patron saint of ballistics gel?

This is the point in the show where we say, 'Oh, what else do we have in the van that's flammable?'

Let's blow some stuff up.

I think the whole thing that Jamie [Hyneman] and I have in working together is that we are constantly simplifying each other's designs, and we both appreciate that the quickest and the dirtiest solution is usually the most elegant, the least expensive, and the fastest.

I have concluded through careful empirical analysis and much thought that somebody is looking out for me, keeping track of what I think about things, forgiving me when I do less than I ought. Giving me strength to shoot for more than I think I’m capable of. I believe they know everything that I do and think, and they still love me, and I’ve concluded, after careful consideration, that this person keeping score is me.

I believe that rules do not make us moral; loving each other makes us moral.