I had saved a few hundred photos of dodo skeletons into my 'Creative Projects' folder - it's a repository for my brain, everything that I could possibly be interested in. Any time I have an Internet connection, there's a sluice of stuff moving into there, everything from beautiful rings to cockpit photos.

Am I about to feel really, really stupid?

Am I missing an eyebrow?

My dignity and good television - they'll never meet.

Again, like I said, my life has been about being fascinated by objects and the stories that they tell, and also making them for myself, obtaining them, appreciating them and diving into them.

How hard can it be to blow up a room full of gasoline?!

Bigger is always better.