I'm actually the fourth generation in my family to have no practical use for the church, or God, or religion. My children continue this trend.

Sometimes my brain writes a check that reality can't cash.

There is no dignity in television.

Being a geek is all about learning the inventories of things.

I've always thought something that makes you laugh, it makes you laugh because there's a little bit of truth to it.

I just had one of those 'what the hell are we doing' moments.

Bad spellers of the world untie!