I'm actually the fourth generation in my family to have no practical use for the church, or God, or religion. My children continue this trend.

I've always thought something that makes you laugh, it makes you laugh because there's a little bit of truth to it.

Lists are how I parse and manage the world.

The only thing that differentiates you and me from a couple of fourteen year old pyromaniacs is balistic glass!

Remember kids, I have life insurance.

I have concluded through careful empirical analysis and much thought that somebody is looking out for me, keeping track of what I think about things, forgiving me when I do less than I ought. Giving me strength to shoot for more than I think I’m capable of. I believe they know everything that I do and think, and they still love me, and I’ve concluded, after careful consideration, that this person keeping score is me.

The coolest toys don't have to be bought; they can be built. In fact, sometimes the only way they'll ever exist is if you make them yourself.