I reject your reality and substitute my own.

The difference between screwing around and science is writing it down.

Let's get on our knees and pray. I don't know to whom. Is there a patron saint of ballistics gel?

The 'Mythbusters' crew, we monitor the Discovery boards, we look for the new ideas that are being forwarded on those boards, and we keep track of what's going on, we keep updated.

My dignity and good television - they'll never meet.

The Internet is probably the most important technological advancement of my lifetime. Its strength lies in its open architecture and its ability to allow a framework where all voices can be heard.

We're allowed to explore the world at large on these things; the urban-legend aspect of it is just kind of an excuse.