There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them - but there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag.

Most modern comedy is crap.

I'm waiting for the time when I fail - because we all fail - and I'm ready, I'll take up carpentry.

A lot of people are obsessed with looking cool. They feel they have to look after their image.

On stage, we just want to generate hysteria. We don't care about looking cool or posing.

There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them - but there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag.

From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour.