I remember once having to stop performing when I thought an elderly man a few rows back from the front was actually going to die because he was laughing so hard.

I'm waiting for the time when I fail - because we all fail - and I'm ready, I'll take up carpentry.

Most modern comedy is crap.

Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart.

We had so much fun in Ghana and they are really lovely people.

You're entering dangerous land when you start theorising about comedy.

From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour.