A lot of people are obsessed with looking cool. They feel they have to look after their image.

I'm waiting for the time when I fail - because we all fail - and I'm ready, I'll take up carpentry.

Most modern comedy is crap.

We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look.

A lot of people are obsessed with looking cool. They feel they have to look after their image.

Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart.

We had so much fun in Ghana and they are really lovely people.