Do you know the difference between a beautiful woman and a charming one? A beauty is a woman you notice, a charmer is one who notices you.

Ignorance is stubborn and prejudice is hard.

The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day.

Accuracy to a newspaper is what virtue is to a lady; but a newspaper can always print a retraction.

The human race has improved everything, but the human race.

You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table.

On this shrunken globe, men can no longer live as strangers.