The human race has improved everything, but the human race.
Journalists do not live by words alone, although sometimes they have to eat them.
You can tell the size of a man by the size of the thing that makes him mad.
After four years at the United Nations I sometimes yearn for the peace and tranquility of a political convention.
I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school.
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day.