The wedding vows are a license to be a complete jerk, with full knowledge that the person you married has agreed, no matter how large a horse's ass you are, to stay by your side until death. A fool could tell you this is a bad deal.

Writing comedy is the greatest spiritual gift you can give to anybody anytime.

This is where men and women are different, we can put aside petty competition for relationships - they can't. It interferes.

Two different things. Work is survival, and love sustains you. You have work anytime. But love? Not always.

We hang out, we help one another, we tell one another our worst fears and biggest secrets, and then just like real sisters, we listen and don't judge.

A good mother is irreplaceable.

I look at my roommates who are so proud of me that it makes me proud.