But what Mom never told me is that along the way, you find sisters, and they find you. Girls are cool that way.

This is one of those times when explaining a feeling cannot measure up to actually having the feeling

My mother was an avid readerShe loved books about romance. Books that took place in faraway places and times. Stories with costumes

Sometimes we get our hearts broken, only to have the right person come along to mend them.

And so, when I was a young writer I always worked hard on imagery, and I knew that the roots of imagery were the senses - and that if my readers could feel, taste and see what I was talking about, I would be able to tell them a story.

Writing comedy is the greatest spiritual gift you can give to anybody anytime.

The wedding vows are a license to be a complete jerk, with full knowledge that the person you married has agreed, no matter how large a horse's ass you are, to stay by your side until death. A fool could tell you this is a bad deal.