It is really a hard life. Men will not be nice to you if you are not good-looking, and women will not be nice to you if you are.
Agatha ChristieIf only-if only, Hastings, you would part your hair in the middle instead of at the side! What a difference it would make to the symmetry of your appearance. And your moustache. If you must have a moustache, let it be a real moustache-a thing of beauty such as mine.
Agatha Christie