I know there's a proverb which that says 'To err is human,' but a human error is nothing to what a computer can do if it tries.

If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody.

If you confront anyone who has lied with the truth, he will usually admit it - often out of sheer surprise. It is only necessary to guess right to produce your effect.

Never worry about what you say to a man. They're so conceited that they never believe you mean it if it's unflattering.

Everything has got its right size. When it is its right size and well run it's the tops.

As life goes on it becomes tiring to keep up the character you invented for yourself, and so you relapse into individuality and become more like yourself everyday.

Women can accept the fact that a man is a rotter, a swindler, a drug taker, a confirmed liar, and a general swine, without batting an eyelash, and without its impairing their affection for the brute in the least. Women are wonderful realists.