I married an archeologist because the older I grow, the more he appreciates me.

Imagination is a good servant, and a bad master.

No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought? --Poirot

The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn.

There is too much tendency to attribute to God the evils that man does of his own free will. I must concede you the Devil. God doesn't really need to punish us, Miss Barton. We're so busy punishing ourselves.

Everybody always knows something," said Adam, "even if it's something they don't know they know.

Words are such uncertain things, they so often sound well but mean the opposite of what one thinks they do.