Whatever has "wit enough to keep it sweet" defies corruption and outlasts all time; but the wit must be of that outward and visible order which needs no introduction or demonstration at our hands.

The choice of a topic which will bear analysis and support enthusiasm, is essential to the enjoyment of conversation.

There is a vast deal of make-believe in the carefully nurtured sentiment for country life, and the barefoot boy, and the mountain girl.

Men who believe that, through some exceptional grace or good fortune, they have found God, feel little need of culture.

Wit is as infinite as love, and a deal more lasting in its qualities.

English civilization rests largely upon tea and cricket, with mighty spurts of enjoyment on Derby Day, and at Newmarket.

Life is so full of miseries, minor and major; they press so close upon us at every step of the way, that it is hardly worthwhile to call one another's attention to their presence.