Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don't think so.

Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw.

I think diversity in television is important. It's not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity, but I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.

I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone's afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.

Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.

Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work. Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet, wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.

Karaoke is the great equalizer.