I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.

I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.

I don't want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.

TV always wants more people to be watching.

Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.

I'm such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.

I'm black, and black don't crack. It does droop.