When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government. They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
Al FrankenNet neutrality isn't a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
Al FrankenBeing a comedian, you're under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform - to deal with pressure without stress.
Al FrankenAsking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus. I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it's a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us. And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
Al Franken