If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it'd be a travesty.

I've spent my entire career being a satirist.

My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O'Reilly is kind of a bully, and he's the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground. And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, 'Teacher, sue him.'

Russia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.

People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.

Service dogs raise their masters' sense of well-being.

There is - I mean - I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.