My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O'Reilly is kind of a bully, and he's the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground. And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, 'Teacher, sue him.'
Al FrankenMinnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee - a tradition I'd like very much to continue.
Al FrankenWhen you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
Al FrankenI don't know what happens to you after you die. I'm not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
Al Franken