My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.

I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.

My spiritual life is... sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don't. When I do have access to it, it's usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do. By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.

The Fourth Amendment doesn't apply to corporations.

Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.

I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys - and the challenges - of marriage to anyone. Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.

Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.