When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.

We need an investigation, because we don't know what Donald Trump owes Russia. We don't know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.

I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.

I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.

I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I'm happy with it.

Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that. I've been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you're under pressure.

Why don't we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.