When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.

Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.

The institutions that we've built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don't apply to the private sector. The Fourth Amendment doesn't apply to corporations. The Freedom of Information Act doesn't apply to Silicon Valley. And you can't impeach Google if it breaks its 'Don't be evil' campaign pledge.

I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.

At 'SNL,' I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in '95, I could let my own beliefs out.

You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you're funny.

Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.