When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.

If we have George W. Bush as president, we're going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.

My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.

I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.

There's an appeal to the American sense of exceptionalism, that we're morally superior, as way to not be self-critical. I think that's a bit dangerous.

Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.

Being a comedian, you're under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform - to deal with pressure without stress.