When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.

The Medicare Part D prescription drug bill, which might be the most corrupt piece of legislation in history, was a huge giveaway of taxpayer funds to the big pharmaceutical companies.

Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.

He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.

I couldn't think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow's leaders.

I'm crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.

I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I've done. I've had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.