One thing I've noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.

We know that the Russian's interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.

To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It's - I think they might use too much oil in their hummus - but it's the wrong question.

No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.

When you live in New York, one of two things happen - you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.

You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you're funny.

Harvard's Kennedy School of Government asked me to serve as a fellow at its Shorenstein Center on the Press, Politics, and Public Policy. After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.