One thing I've noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.

It's the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.

Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.

Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.

People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.

I'm a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I'm invited to all the inaugural balls.

You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay. But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.