Net neutrality isn't a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
Al FrankenBill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
Al FrankenI just can't sit still and meditate; that doesn't kind of work for me. I don't even know exactly what it means.
Al FrankenMy parents didn't make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate - he didn't have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
Al FrankenAsking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus. I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it's a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us. And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
Al Franken