Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
Al FrankenMy dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman. We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren't rich - but we felt secure.
Al FrankenOur laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a โlivingโ document.
Al FrankenIt's not preppies, cause I'm a preppie myself. I just don't like homosexuals. If you ask me, they're all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
Al Franken