If someone hacks your password, you can change it - as many times as you want. You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.

I don't think I'm an angry person. I think I'm a person who's angry. I'm angry at the Bush administration; I'm angry at the right wing media. And by that I don't mean the media is right wing. I mean, there is a part of the media that's not the mainstream media. That's Fox, that is 'The Wall Street Journal' editorial page.

Net neutrality isn't a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.

My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.

There's plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it's a serious business.

You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you're funny.

When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.