Why don't we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.

Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.

Let's not let the government sell us out. Let's fight for net neutrality.

And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that's funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there's all kinds of advantages to it.

I couldn't think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow's leaders.

Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.

It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.