Let's keep the Internet weird. Let's keep the Internet free.

Being a comedian, you're under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform - to deal with pressure without stress.

It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.

I don't consider myself an artist necessarily, but craftsmen or people in the arts, their spiritualism is sort of when you're writing well or performing well or doing whatever you do well, there's an element of that that's either God-given, a talent that you're not necessarily responsible for.

The Fourth Amendment doesn't apply to corporations.

Why don't we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.

I'm a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I'll never stop.