I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.

My views about God come from my dad. Dad told me that he believed Nature, which to him included humankind, to be so beautiful, so magnificent, that there had to be something behind it all.

Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to!

Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee - a tradition I'd like very much to continue.

If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it'd be a travesty.

It's the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.

I've spent my entire career being a satirist.