When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
Al FrankenPeople lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
Al FrankenRussia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
Al FrankenBob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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