If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.

It's not preppies, cause I'm a preppie myself. I just don't like homosexuals. If you ask me, they're all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.

I want to reclaim 'liberal.' I'm a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.

When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn't exist, and we didn't need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.

I'm a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I'm invited to all the inaugural balls.

My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.

No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.