I couldn't think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow's leaders.

I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.

It's not preppies, cause I'm a preppie myself. I just don't like homosexuals. If you ask me, they're all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.

Sometimes if I tell people, 'I'm afraid that I'm really a fraud,' or 'I have a lot of self-doubt,' they go, 'Oh, no, you're kidding.' I go, 'No, I'm really honest.'

When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn't realize he meant our nation.

When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn't exist, and we didn't need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.

I don't know what happens to you after you die. I'm not banking on there being, like, a heaven.