The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it - politics - was important... that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
Al FrankenPeople lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
Al FrankenWhen you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
Al FrankenWe owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that havenโt been addressed and Iโd like to stand with them. Also, Iโd like to get their views on immigration.
Al FrankenWe love America just as much as they do. But in a different way. You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad. Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
Al Franken