When you live in New York, one of two things happen - you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
Al FrankenI ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
Al FrankenThe next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I'm looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
Al FrankenToday I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to!
Al FrankenYou have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay. But adult love means youโre not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
Al Franken