Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
Al FrankenIf you use a cell phone - as I do - your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
Al FrankenTerrorism, to me, is the use of terror for political purpose, and terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
Al FrankenSome of George W. Bush's friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial. But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. 'That worked for everyone else,' God said.
Al Franken