I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.

Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.

Whining is anger through a small opening.

My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.

If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I've got a problem, I should take their advice. And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn't take their advice.

It's not preppies, cause I'm a preppie myself. I just don't like homosexuals. If you ask me, they're all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.

I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I've done. I've had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.