Google might be doping the horses.

My dad was a terrible businessman.

I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.

I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents, good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.

I'm sure I've devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.