When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York, in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don't feel very good.

Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.

To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as Shakespeare's to be or not to be which deals with death.

The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.

For me, the Church is the enemy.

I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited. To me it is more beautiful than a topless club

There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.