When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York, in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don't feel very good.

I'm a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that.

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.

For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do.

Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.

Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.

The true success is the person who invented himself.