You can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders' skirts.

I don't discuss basketball. I dictate basketball. I'm not interested in philosophy classes.

Every obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.

Don't call me son unless you're going to include me in your will. (When Adolph Rupp called him, "Son.")

Dean Meminger was quicker than 11:15 Mass at a seaside resort.

I come from New York where, if you fall down, someone will pick you up by your wallet.

The nicest thing about coaching is that one day you feel like you can play handball against a curb, and on other days you feel like you can fly to the moon.