You can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders' skirts.

The next time I will cry is when I die. My life has been that beautiful.

You better have great practices.

Help one kid at a time. He'll maybe go back and help a few more.

If you're straight with your players, they'll be straight with you.

Make your life exciting. Do what you have to do as long as you don't hurt people.

I want my team to have my personality: surly, obnoxious, and arrogant.