Dean Meminger was quicker than 11:15 Mass at a seaside resort.

It bothers me that the average fan, the average sportswriter for that matter, pays so much attention to what's in a box score. A box score does not properly represent the most important thing - team play. It shows some guy scoring 27 points, but it doesn't show that my 27-point man let his guy score 30.

The nicest thing about coaching is that one day you feel like you can play handball against a curb, and on other days you feel like you can fly to the moon.

The best thing about freshmen is that they become sophomores.

I'm an Einstein of the streets and an Oxford scholar of common sense.

There's no one who's dropped on top of the mountain. You've got to work your way to the top.

We rush for the stars as we crawl toward our graves.