Life is what you allow yourself not to see.

They call me eccentric. They used to call me nuts. I haven't changed. The only difference between being eccentric and being nuts is the number of security boxes you own.

I let ballplayers yell back at me because I wasn't trying to prove I'm boss. I know I'm boss.

When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!

The people who know basketball, their elevators don't go to the top.

If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.

Dean Meminger was quicker than 11:15 Mass at a seaside resort.