I want my team to have my personality: surly, obnoxious, and arrogant.
You better have great practices.
All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.
The nicest thing about coaching is that one day you feel like you can play handball against a curb, and on other days you feel like you can fly to the moon.
Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class.
Don't call me son unless you're going to include me in your will. (When Adolph Rupp called him, "Son.")