Our cheeky sidekick. We're like a motorcycle and sidecar.

Actually, when you're doing something you love, even when you're busy and it's hectic you don't feel the need to relax. I never used to take holidays and it would upset ex-wives and girlfriends, but working has me in a better mood than doing nothing.

I'm not an alcoholic, I am freedom fighter against the teetotal taliban.

PimpCo is a little business I've got, which basically offers drummers the affordable opportunity to make their drums that little bit more bespoke. I love drums and love how they look, so we offer re-wrapping to reboot your old kit, a hardware lacquering service - the black looks amazing, and bespoke snare drums.

We need a war every 10 years, so we can stay match fit in case the Germans try again.

Thanks to the internet, I buy lots of music, but thanks to my easily distracted nature, I forget about half of it!

It's a weight problem isn't it; you can't wait for lunch.