Thanks to the internet, I buy lots of music, but thanks to my easily distracted nature, I forget about half of it!

My mum had a cousin that had played when he was younger. When I showed an interest in drumming, he showed me how to mummy-daddy roll and that set me up for a bit. And to be honest, it's all about the sound, the noise, the rattle and hum. Who wouldn't want to make a fantastic noise with drums and cymbals?!

Our cheeky sidekick. We're like a motorcycle and sidecar.

We need a war every 10 years, so we can stay match fit in case the Germans try again.

In the world of comedy, there's this: "If it's going badly, get off. If it's going well, get off". You can't argue with that either.

I'm not an alcoholic, I am freedom fighter against the teetotal taliban.

I'm a natural born show off. I love performing, and at school we had a really good music scene and an even better drama scene. When I got to university, I played in bands and did sketch stuff and it was always about coming up with material, which is why I never really practised and have no chops!! When I left uni, I carried on playing and trying out at stand-up.