It's a weight problem isn't it; you can't wait for lunch.

Thanks to the internet, I buy lots of music, but thanks to my easily distracted nature, I forget about half of it!

In the world of comedy, there's this: "If it's going badly, get off. If it's going well, get off". You can't argue with that either.

Actually, when you're doing something you love, even when you're busy and it's hectic you don't feel the need to relax. I never used to take holidays and it would upset ex-wives and girlfriends, but working has me in a better mood than doing nothing.

I'm not an alcoholic, I am freedom fighter against the teetotal taliban.

Our cheeky sidekick. We're like a motorcycle and sidecar.

I read a lot. I spend of lot time thinking. It actually looks like I'm doing nothing, but... hanging out with clever and interesting people is a must if you're writing comedy, like hanging out with a good bass player when you're a drummer.