Actually, when you're doing something you love, even when you're busy and it's hectic you don't feel the need to relax. I never used to take holidays and it would upset ex-wives and girlfriends, but working has me in a better mood than doing nothing.

I'm not an alcoholic, I am freedom fighter against the teetotal taliban.

In the world of comedy, there's this: "If it's going badly, get off. If it's going well, get off". You can't argue with that either.

PimpCo is a little business I've got, which basically offers drummers the affordable opportunity to make their drums that little bit more bespoke. I love drums and love how they look, so we offer re-wrapping to reboot your old kit, a hardware lacquering service - the black looks amazing, and bespoke snare drums.

We need a war every 10 years, so we can stay match fit in case the Germans try again.

The American dream? We don't have a dream in Britain because we're bloody awake!

You can leave a kid alone and it will learn to fend for itself, how to work the remote, a tin opener, and the microwave. I see the holidays as a chance for kids to learn self-sufficiency.