Be brave enough to live life creatively. The creative place where no one else has ever been.

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money.

Republicans are as capable of coming up with great ideas and moving this country along as anyone - they just don't do it.

It's always better to be wise than to be smart.

Here's my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after them until they're fair with you.

For a while in my teens, I was sure I had it. It was about getting to heaven. If heaven existed and lasted forever, then a mere lifetime spent scrupulously following orders was a small investment for an infinite payoff. One day, though, I realized I was no longer a believer, and realizing that, I couldn't go back.

When I studied how to think in school, I was taught that the first rule of logic was that a thing cannot both be and not be at the same time and in the same respect. That last note, “in the same respect,” says a lot. As soon as you change the frame of reference, you’ve changed the truthiness of a once immutable fact.