Life is great-I wouldn't know what I'd do without it.

Here's my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after them until they're fair with you.

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money.

For humans, flying isn't magic, it's physics.

I have thought about punching people out. Sometimes, I've thought, 'Why don't I just act on that impulse?' But then, I've never hit anybody in anger. Hey! I've never hit anybody for fun.

As an artist, as an actor, as a writer, you have to use what's personal to you. You have to be personal about your work; otherwise, it doesn't ring true.

When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.